healiing:

you do not need to constantly justify yourself. go ahead. eat pancakes. eat a ton at dinner. eat ice cream sundaes at 1am. take a rest day. take six rest days. sleep in. watch a movie. watch ten movies. no explanations needed. you’re allowed to be kind to yourself.

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

animeadult:

why does benedict cumberpatch get his own bathroom and i dont

animeadult:

why does benedict cumberpatch get his own bathroom and i dont

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

feedyourapathy:

This is how I participate at a school function

feedyourapathy:

This is how I participate at a school function

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

ive never had a boner isnt that weird

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